AARP making me feel old

"Funktheduck" (funktheduck) 11/29/2016 at 18:59 • Filed to: None

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I just turned 30 two months ago. I’ve received to invitations to join AARP since despite not actually qualifying based on my age. Planting the seed of age.

Nibby > Funktheduck 11/29/2016 at 19:03

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Souls are being summoned to my timeless prison of hate.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Funktheduck 11/29/2016 at 19:06

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I turned 30 earlier this year. AARP hasn’t contacted me. Maybe because I look 20.

PatBateman > Funktheduck 11/29/2016 at 19:20

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I’m turning 40 next year. I’m shanking the mailman if he brings me an AARP invite.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Funktheduck 11/29/2016 at 19:43

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Old.

Connqr > Funktheduck 11/29/2016 at 19:47

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Just shut up and sign up. Get whatever benefits they give you and get the hell outta there. Maybe they can help you when you have fallen and can’t get up due to automotive fantasy hallucinations.

Itsmemupos > Funktheduck 11/29/2016 at 21:28

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I’ve been getting them since I’ve turned 25.... but I’m an old fart at heart.

Funktheduck > PatBateman 11/30/2016 at 06:42

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They’ll be coming for you.....

Funktheduck > interstate366, now In The Industry 11/30/2016 at 06:43

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Something something off lawn

Funktheduck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 11/30/2016 at 06:43

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Quiet you! Or it’s back to sleeping in the dumpster.